Those who had a good laugh at Ronaldo's strop v City should have seen RMM's very own version after today's game with Team David (I know, hardly as creative as 'RMM' is it?)
A certain RMM player (who shall remain anonymous but I have to mention has been cited for bad behaviour in our previous match report) threw a big tantrum at the end of the game after exchanging some words with teammates. The aforementioned player was first heard arguing that he had put in many crosses (no mention of the quality of those crosses of course) and then seen throwing his water bottle petulantly before hastily packing his bags to leave. While stomping his way out, he exchanged further words with team captain Iceman before finally leaving.
There was heated debate amongst teammates on what had caused the meltdown of this normally mild mannered, well behaved and cultured person.
Some of the theories they came up with were:
- He's not the team player his hero Dirk Kuyt is so he hated playing out of position on wide right
- The afternoon heat fried his huge brain
- He wanted to show off his machoness in front of Joe's hot chick
- He's actually a 9 year old boy stuck in a fat man's body
- He's an ass (or he has a big ass - I can't remember)
Anyone else who has any other theories or think they have the answer, please share ;)
6 comments:
we lost the momentum and shape during the 2nd half...maybe it was the heat, maybe it was lack of direction to play in the 2nd half, maybe it was "Team David only lahhh". Whatever it was, we should have controlled the game better. Losing is one thing, but losing to teams like David when the opposition hardly offers any threat is very frustrating. But, let's keep the spirit (man)united and intact, and move on !
Oh dear, what happened???? Match report had no details on the match score, but plenty on the scandals. You mean we lost to the white haired keeper team? Did we not have enough players again?
So many questions, heads will roll........... starting with our unfortunate opponents this coming sunday!!!! Come on RMM.
sorry...we didn;t lose the game...but we certainly lost 2nd half !
White haired guy scored man..... hehe
Hopefully Jeff will be back from his alternate universe soon and write us a match report
Hahahaha! Same problems, every time! Even when I'm noT around!!
Coach
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