Miss Of The Season Contender # 5 - Speedy v Sunday Cowboys

The Miss Of The Season Award is now in danger of being re-named the Penalty Miss Of The Season Award as RMM missed it's 4th penalty of the season.

In a bid to give all RMMers a fair chace at boosting the goal tallies, RMMs life time President, Guvnor, had introduced the New Penalty Taking Duties (NPTD) policy.

The NPTD policy seems to have backfired as the first 2 receipts of the penalty taking duty (obviously the most Golden Of the Oldies) under the new policy did not find the net.

RMMs own Master Of The Alternate Universe, Speedy, takes the plaudits this time.

After taking time out from his own alternate universe to give the first penalty misser some lame advise on how to take a penalty, Speedy took the direct opposite direction of his predecessor and took what must be the lamest penalty kick effort in this universe ever.

Needless to say, the effort was easily saved by the laughing Sunday Cowboys keeper.

Note however that accounts of the same penalty will very obviously different in Speedy's own universe. Rumour has it that the words 'net busting' was used somewhere in that account.