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RMM made short work of Kunt Team on a rain swept afternoon in KL, scoring all 3 goals in the first half.
With Short Dwarf, Scarface and Bad Attitude missing from their lineup, Kunt Team (KT) were missing their element of kuntness. Even as the tropical thunderstorm set in and created a padi field that was ripe for meaty tackles, the Kunnies were strangely subdued.
RMM took full advantage of it and quickly took the lead thru the master of hit and miss, Mat Burit. For once hitting rather than missing.
RMM then doubled it's lead within seconds of the restart when Flash That won possession off KT from the re-start and sent a dangerous low cross into the KT box. A back pedalling Goggle Man then unwittingly cleared the ball into his own net. OG had struck for RMM once again.
Not to be outdone, RMMs superstar striker Batigol then got the veterans 3rd as the game descended into a farce with the rain lashing down and visibility was almost none existent. Needless to say, Blindman Poon was best suited to the environment as he neither needed or had any eyesight to begin with.
Stand in keeper Shark was often spotted hiding under a banner most of the game and ironically his most dangerous moments came from his team mates rather than KT attacks.
On 1 occasion, Iceman's back header fell awkwardly short at the edge of the RMM box. The charging Shark's momentum brought him out of the box, forcing him to juggle the ball like a hot potato before throwing it away like a grenade.
On another occasion, Titan's back pass was again woefully short and the giant keeper had to scramble his clearance away.
The rain had stopped for the second half but by then, the pitch was almost unplayable. With both teams resigned to just kicking and splashing around, it was no surprise that the half was scoreless.
RMM did however come close when Shark smacked his effort against the KT bar from 12 yards after a great cushion header from Partyman Eddie.
The second half will however be best remembered for Blindman's electric runs down the left flank and the opponents futile attempts to perform primitive amputation on him.
Date: 25 July 2010
Venue: Cochrane
Scorers: Mat Burit, OG, Batigol
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3 comments:
nice report dude
Bro,
Your report is totally mixed up man. I scored the first goal and Mat Burit scored the third goal.
The second goal was off my cross and not That. He made a penetrating run and squared to me on the right wing and I crossed it in again before Goggle Man turned it in....
Hahahaha ... at least Batigol was awake in the rain!!
I really missed those padi field games, they are so full of comedy scenarios!!
Keep up the good work!
Coach
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